Big Sam booted out: the 5 funniest internet comments

England manager Sam Allardyce booted out after the Telegraph caught him doing things he shouldn’t, as ‏@CFCJD said, “If Big Sam weren’t in football he’d be on Rogue Traders getting chased across a car park in Bolton by Dom Littlewood for a dodgy extension.”

But you know that – you’re here for the funny comments and here are the best five:

1.

Sam Allardyce has lost his job as England manager. No one, though, will ever beat his game winning percentage.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 27, 2016

2.

Anyone know any decent lawyers?

I'm asking for a friend.

— Big Sam (@BigSamTheMan) September 27, 2016

3.

If only Big Sam had Bovver as his right hand man, that man knew how to spot an undercover journo pic.twitter.com/P7IxPA7BDX

— Joe MacRae (@JoeMacRae93) September 27, 2016

4.

Sam Allardyce is now a guaranteed quiz answer for the next 20 years.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 27, 2016

5.

Hodgson resigns. Cameron gone. Corbyn on the verge. Somewhere, Sol Campbell is furiously photocopying CVs.

— hrtbps (@hrtbps) June 27, 2016

And finally…

When you see Big Sam at the job centre. pic.twitter.com/GNXKxSR5Ui

— Football Fights (@footbalIfights) September 27, 2016

And as ‏@MrKenShabby says, “Always thought Keegan resigning live on air would be the most embarrassing thing I’d see from an England manager. I was wrong.”