30 sick and funny images drawn in Microsoft Paint based on lunatic requests from British people
Jim’ll Paint It over on Twitter says, “People ask me to draw pictures on Microsoft Paint. So I draw pictures for people on Microsoft Paint.”
So here’s 30 images that demonstrate that Jim’ll Paint It is a damn near genius
1. Father Ted’s peaceful 18 years in heaven being disturbed by the arrival of Father Jack – requested by James Sheppard
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2. Figured the only way to make the pig requests stop was to do one. This one was requested by Duncan Jay.
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3. @Putin as every member of the Village People as requested by Matty Knight
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4. Susan Boyle desperately trying to open a packet of Hobnobs using the power loader from Aliens as requested by Lyndon
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5. Rosie and Jim on The Old Ragdoll being hijacked by Somali pirates as requested by Jane Sayer
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6. Theresa May as Darth Vader with Thatcher as the emperor giving orders via hologram – as requested by Sam Trenery
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7. Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry in a tight loving embrace surrounded by an apocalyptic bake themed kitchen – as requested by Jay Skinner
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8. David Cameron having a good old fashioned strangle wank to celebrate his election victory -requested by Robert Robert
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9. The Queen dressed as a cat purring down the phone to David Cameron – as requested by Michael Gibb #purrgate
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10. Can you draw Jurassic World but where the dinosaurs are people and the people are dinosaurs?
Robbie John Burke
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11. The day Neil Buchanan lost his mind – as requested by Simon Ovenden
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12. Margaret Thatcher as a Valkyrie, riding a penis with wings through a thunderstorm – requested by Samantha Hirst
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13. Jeremy Clarkson getting fired from his new job as a McDonalds trainee – requested by Robert Betts
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14. A scene from a not too distant future in which Minions have finally taken over completely – Kevin Weaver
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15. Neo from The Matrix in Boots agonising over whether he should buy paracetamol or ibuprofen – Aaron Williams
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16. Dennis Nedry deciding to get some KFC but the employee who serves him is an angry dilophosaurus. Requested by Martin
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17. He-Man on Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents as requested by Josh McGlynn
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18. Jeremy Kyle stuck on a deserted island going crazy doing his show with coconuts – as requested by Ребенка Аллан
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19. Mick Jagger disappointing customers at the paint mixing station in B&Q by matching every colour as black -Jack Davis
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20. Mary and Joseph being turned away from a Premier Inn by Lenny Henry – as requested by Jon Grubb
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21. Dear Jim, can you paint me the Chuckle Brothers exploring the Aperture science testing facility? Sam Butterfield
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22. ‘Bono dressed as Santa shoving U2 CDs down chimneys’ as requested by James Smith
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23. National Geographic asked me to summarise the 1990s in one image. This is what I came up with.
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24. Donald Trump carving his own face into the side of Mount Rushmore while being attacked by eagles – Beth Wingrove
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25. Zippy from Rainbow as John Hurt in Alien being held down as a human hand bursts through his stomach – ealadubhsidhe
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26. Richard Madeley crying in an ASDA while Prince calls for Judy over the Tannoy as requested by Alistair Wellman
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27. Crash Bandicoot at a speed awareness course with Mario Kart and Wacky Races characters – requested by Krispie McBride
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28. “The One Where They Enter Joey in Robot Wars” as requested by Alex Pryce
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29. What it’s like to be stalked by Terry Wogan – requested by Chris via Tumblr
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30. Thanks to everyone for all the Bowie suggestions. Couldn’t pick one so did a bit of a mish-mash of a few of them.
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