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This woman wrote and submitted her uni assignment whilst drunk

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When McKenna Clark checked her emails the morning after a very drunk night out, she was horrified to discover she had emailed one of her professors and even more horrified when she realised what she’d sent him.

Not only had she written her assignment – spectacularly badly – but she’d also signed off with ‘Love you’.

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She’d written:

“Illegal to kiss on train (mala prohibita) talk about weather it should be illegal or not.  It should be legal to kiss on the train because it is romantic.

Professor Grams, my name is McKenna, I had some Dr. Pepper’s I am doing good.  Your assignment is way too hard. I can’t do it right now.

I am better now, however, because the Dr. Pepper’s wore off.  I am now contemplating the assignemtn that you gave me.

It’s illegal to kiss on the train because it is a safety violation.  If you are kissing while on the train you must realize that it could end up being dangerous.

If the driver was kissing on the train, who would be driving the train. You are welcome.

Love you,”

She then shared the embarrassing evidence on Twitter, with the cautionary note “PSA: don’t write papers hammered and then turn them in like me”

Although no further evidence was necessary, her friend tweeted a snap from the night out to demonstrate how drunk she had been:

Her professor is yet to reply.

HT: Metro