Parents are sharing stories of their kids saying and doing funny and gross things
The Pump and Dump Show – as in ‘pump out some breast milk and dump the baby on someone’ – is a comedy night for parents, run by actors Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee, that tries to be honest about parenting rather than painting it in a Facebook-tinged glow. With that in mind, they ask their audiences to write down the most inappropriate things their offspring have said or done so they can share the best ones.
Here are 19 of the most cringeworthy.
WARNING: The following contains scenes of grossness that may be upsetting to some readers.
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And last but not least, this youngster has learnt the truth about penises very early …
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