People are mocking this “how to talk to a woman with headphones” article: the best 8 tweets
Twitter is today mocking this ridiculous pick-up artist article “how to talk to a woman with headphones” – basically with the main thrust being that encouraging people to try and pick up women on the street is an invasion of space.
Basically it goes like this:
1. Stand in front of her (with 1 to 1.5 meters between you).
2. Have a confident, easy-going smile.
3. If she hasn’t already looked up at you, simply get her attention with a wave of your hand. Wave your hand in her direct line of vision so she can see it.
Source: http://www.themodernman.com/dating/how-to-talk-to-a-woman-who-is-wearing-headphones.html
So here’s the best 8 tweets:
1.
How to Talk To A Woman Who Is Hiding Behind That Plant. Now She's In The Alley. Wow, She's A Fast Runner. How To Talk To The Police.
— Ceil (@askceil) August 30, 2016
2.
HOW TO TALK TO A WOMAN WEARING HEADPHONES:
– punch self in face
– when she removes headphones, apologize for thinking she owes you her time— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) August 29, 2016
3.
How To Talk To A Woman When She's Wearing A Caterpillar P-5000 Powered Work Loader pic.twitter.com/ZgzJg26sLA
— David M Barnett (@davidmbarnett) August 30, 2016
4.
How to talk to a woman who is wearing headphones:
Step 1. Dont
Step 2. Stop that
Step 3. No
Step 4. Leave— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 30, 2016
5.
how to talk to a woman wearing headphones:
1. be the artist she has currently chosen to listen to through her headphones— jomny sun (@jonnysun) August 30, 2016
6.
how to talk to a woman with headphones: immediately jump directly into an icy lake. women love wet & freezing men. she will love it
— Noelle Stevenson (@Gingerhazing) August 30, 2016
7.
How to talk to a woman wearing headphones:
Start a podcast about something she likes
— Netanel Ganin (@OpOnions) August 30, 2016
8.
Tried to speak to a girl wearing headphones a while back but she wouldn't talk because she was "busy" apparently "directing air traffic".
— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) August 30, 2016
Our tip from uncle Poke for our young male readers is: approach women in contexts where they’ve signalled they want to be approached, like Tinder.
Also don’t send unsolicited dick pics.
Or unsolicited balls pics.
This isn’t a loophole. Trust us.