15 mistranslated menus from around the world

Consider yourself a foodie? Then feast your eyes on this mysterious cuisine from around the world. Then order the salad.

1. Never trust Google translate, especially in Portugal.

2. Enjoy the Chinese version of jerk chicken.

3. Fast food sounds so exotic on foreign menus.

4. Beware: the KFC menu in Japan comes with extra “sauce”.

5. Enjoy a delicious cocktail in this bar.

6. You’ve never had lamb until you’ve had it exploded by onions.

7. And don’t forget the side order of ‘stuff’.

8. Thai fried rice with a twist.

9. What does the cow say?

10. Watch out for any food allergies, or STDs.

11. 150g of “Nein, danke.”

12. Don’t forget to order a drink with your meal.

13. Make sure to check the menu for honesty.

14. You could also order from the kid’s menu.

15. Finally, don’t forget to check the specials board. Then quickly leave.