Boris, Liam Fox & David Davis sharing official residence sounds like bad sitcom: the only 5 tweets you need
News reaches us that Tory cabinet members and “the Three Brexiteers” Boris Johnson, Liam Fox & David Davis are to share Chevening, a “large country house at Chevening in the Sevenoaks District of Kent” for their official retreat – basically Chequers for people not as important as the PM but more important than YOU.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevening
Journalist @paulwaugh writes, “No10 reveals Boris, Fox and Davis will ALL get to share use of official residence at Chevening. Loudest laugh of entire Lobby briefing.”
And the reactions? Across the board – sounds like a crap sitcom or reality show:
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Boris Johnson, David Davis and Liam Fox to share Chevening. Looking forward to episode 1 of Men Brexiteering Badly.
— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) July 18, 2016
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BREAKING: Boris Johnson, Liam Fox and David Davis to *share* use of Chevening country house, in govt subsidy to sitcom industry.
— Robert Hutton (@RobDotHutton) July 18, 2016
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Working on my "Chevening – Inside the Big Brexit House" reality TV show treatment. Guaranteed ratings gold.
— Stuart Hughes (@stuartdhughes) July 18, 2016
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It's day thorty-three in the Chevening hoose, and Boris and Liam are arguing about the washing up.
— PokéMayfair Cynic (@MayfairCynic) July 18, 2016
5.
Do you reckon Boris, Liam Fox and David Davies will crack open Cards Against Humanity at Chevening as a little celeb-inebriation?
— Pippa Wilson (@hellopipski) July 18, 2016
Still, with them all in one place, maybe Theresa May can change the locks on parliament and keep them out.
And because the Dogtanian theme is now in our head, have it in yours too:
