The five best (jokey) tweets about David Cameron’s final day in the office

So it’s been David Cameron’s last day as PM and how have the jokers on Twitter been treating him?

There’s been a suggestion from @jimwaterson who says, “Top tip for @David_Cameron: change the password on the @Number10gov Twitter account and take the followers with you.”

But mostly there’s been a lot of “fuck off, dish face.”

So, in the style of Davina McCall: “So David Cameron, here’s your BEST five.”

[Davina gives him a hug and shows him a montage of his best bits, whilst making wanker hand motion to the producer]

1. This caption

"The bins go out on Thursday"
"ok"
"Larry needs feeding at 6"
"fine"
"And the poor people"
"Yeah yeah fuck the poor" pic.twitter.com/bi6RJtKsO2

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 12, 2016

2. This second caption

If you can hear us Margaret, move a glass. pic.twitter.com/R2Ic2nGGkP

— Lise (@F41rygirl) July 12, 2016

3. This obviously true tweet

The Queen has devoured 12 Prime Ministers during her reign and will devour the 13th today. This will trigger the awakening.

— ORB (@rhysbart) July 13, 2016

4. This comment

You resigned from your previous job? That's a 26 week sanction, David. That's the rules. NEXT! pic.twitter.com/2SqeL9G1cI

— (((John O'Shea))) (@politicalhackuk) July 13, 2016

5. And this…

Can't believe they are rebooting the government and replacing all the lead characters with women. Damaging my memories of Cameron franchise.

— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) July 13, 2016

And we’ll leave the final word to ‏@Halcruttenden who speaks for us all when he says, “David Cameron said yesterday that he leaves Britain a ‘stronger country’. It’s these little jokes that I’m going to miss the most.”