“What Dave Did Next” suggests future careers for our ex-PM

Poke Staff. Updated July 12th, 2016

Now that the removal vans have turned up in Downing Street, David Cameron will soon be looking for something to do with his spare time. Here are your suggestions…

1. Pig Issue seller

#WhatDaveDidNext @ThePoke You've got to do what you can to bring home the bacon… pic.twitter.com/cd49EUbv4B

— Robin Ball (@chazball64) July 12, 2016

2. Take the walk of atonement.

#WhatDaveDidNext @thepoke SHAME! pic.twitter.com/Gx1FVYZ3n7

— Marf Salvador (@MarfSalvador) July 12, 2016

3. Join a boy band.

Dave forms "The Ex-Pistols" #WhatDaveDidNext @ThePoke pic.twitter.com/pJaAKnEJZn

— Graham Tope (@monkey_wrangler) July 12, 2016

4. Record an album.

#WhatDaveDidNext @ThePoke Available in all good charity shops… pic.twitter.com/rI3ElOufvL

— Robin Ball (@chazball64) July 12, 2016

5. Some magazine modelling work.

#WhatDaveDidNext @ThePoke Dave remains in Europe, modelling for 'niche' EU agricultural policy magazines. pic.twitter.com/0fPbRQR39K

— monolith (@Skit92cal) July 12, 2016

6. Unwanted Pokemon.

#WhatDaveDidNext Became the least collectable #Pokemon in Pokemon Go @ThePoke pic.twitter.com/P0pAyqLIGJ

— Dom Graham (@GuitaristDom) July 12, 2016

7. Regional manager at a paper merchant in Slough.

#WhatDaveDidNext

Became regional manager at a paper merchant in Slough@ThePoke pic.twitter.com/Vt5hRxBVJh

— Jamie (@JayAFC84) July 12, 2016

8. Beg.

#WhatDaveDidNext @ThePoke pic.twitter.com/CE08xJ94zy

— AngryBritain.com (@AngryBritain) July 12, 2016