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6 times Tesco was an absolute den of filth

To millions of shoppers, Tesco is simply a multinational supermarket – but dig a little deeper and you uncover a seedy world obsessed with sex, genitals and BDSM.

1. Their website is still obsessed with Fifty Shades.

2. The self-service checkout are desperate for a tip.

3. The not-so-subliminal suggestions to shoppers.

4. “Buttermilk”

5. They want you to get your five a day.

6. Ideal for some kind of AQUATIC TESCO BESTIALITY PARTY, no doubt.

Steady on Tesco, it’s all proving just far too much.

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