Twitter reacts to the publication of the Chilcot Iraq report
This is the Chilcot executive summary pic.twitter.com/XMnLHc5Xrf
— keri (@kerihw) July 6, 2016
Wanna feel OLD????? This is what SIR JOHN CHILCOT looks like TODAY!!!! pic.twitter.com/vWheeIUbh3
— Sinister Farce (@twlldun) July 6, 2016
Disappointed that the Chilcot Report isn't called "The Blair Watch Project".
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) July 6, 2016
"The Chilcot Report. You do? Oh, wonderful. Can you keep it for me? My name? Yes, it's Tony Bla…. J.R. Hartley."
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) July 6, 2016
Pokémon Go and The Chilcot Report on the same day. One's about documenting the activities of monsters, the other is a freemium mobile game.
— Chris Schilling (@schillingc) July 6, 2016
Imagine getting stuck behind Chilcot at the office printer
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) July 6, 2016
THE CHILCOT REPORT
by
Jonny ChilcotWelcome, Chilcot-heads! This is just a place where I post my feelings about life & stories about my day
— Sam Kriss (@sam_kriss) July 6, 2016
'Oh boy…' pic.twitter.com/dbbmbyJEBX
— Quantum Leap 2016 (@QuantumTwits) July 6, 2016
People forget that the Chilcot Report initially started out as Twilight fan fiction.
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) July 6, 2016
11am: Chilcot report released
No one reads it
11.01am: Twitter reads a summary
Rest of day: OUTRAGE
Tomorrow: Keith Chegwin steals a joke— Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyo_sexwhale) July 6, 2016
Cool, the Chilcot report is available in a number of different formats, including a visual novel. pic.twitter.com/w14BRquhot
— Andy Kelly (@ultrabrilliant) July 6, 2016
Netflix and Chilcot
— Sam (@sam_bambs) July 5, 2016
I reckon by page 4,307 #chilcot will just be pages from the Coventry phone book & pictures of horses.
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) July 6, 2016
BBC News already have their expert analyst for the #ChilcotReport lined up pic.twitter.com/uWjQjeK6un
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) July 6, 2016
Livid. Been waiting for an hour by the copier, because SOMEONE has decided to print a 2.6m word document.
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) July 6, 2016
Cannot wait for Twitter to reduce a 2.6 million word report to 140 characters, complete with sad face emojis #chilcot
— Hilly (@HillyFoz) July 6, 2016