People are cursing Boris with #CurseBorisJohnson: the only nine (funny) tweets you need to read
Following the post-Brexit collapse of pretty much everything people are trying to cheer themselves up by cursing Boris on Twitter – we’ve read the lot and here’s the absolutely BEST nine:
1.
May you be stuck in a smelly lift with sweaty Nigel Farage forever. With the only sustenance being Viagra & cocaine
— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) June 29, 2016
2.
May you expect a huge salary but be told "just kidding & we gave it to the NHS" #CurseBorisJohnson
— Jane Cartwright (@jinnyminto) June 29, 2016
3.
#CurseBorisJohnson May Trump and Putin play Whiff Whaff with your testicles for all eternity.
— Roj Naylor (@RojNaylor) June 29, 2016
4.
May you always be Boris Johnson.#CurseBorisJohnson
— Mike Curry (@FAC69Unknown) June 29, 2016
5.
May you sit in A and E waiting to be seen for 350 million years #CurseBorisJohnson
— Lily Bailey (@LilyBaileyUK) June 29, 2016
6.
May all your dunked biscuits plop off into your tea #CurseBorisJohnson
— Non-Dame Mrs McK (@Lynneth1000000) June 29, 2016
7.
#curseborisjohnson May you defecate whenever you ejaculate.
— Caught Jestersson (@brucedon5) June 29, 2016
8.
Loving #CurseBorisJohnson
May your Turkish ancestors rise from the dead and turn you into an olive— Henry Yates (@HPY) June 29, 2016
And 9… We’re saving our favourite for last
I thought Michael Helseltine's was quite good: "May you be put in charge of the Brexit negotiations"#CurseBorisJohnson
— Why to vote Green (@WhyToVoteGreen) June 29, 2016