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10 things that Boris Johnson looks like

Love him or loathe him, there’ a strong chance Boris Johnson is going to be our next PM – so here’s a fairly definitive list of “Boris Johnson looks like” gags for handy future reference.

1. Eric Cartman

2. Step Dad at press conference

3. Cycling Orangutan

4. Primetime corpse

5. Alpaca

6. Horrendous mashup

7.Guilty schoolboy

8.Profuse cygnus sweater

9. Badly rendered child cowboy

10. 19th Century tease