12 things you may not have considered about leaving Europe

You’re probably sick of hearing about the pros and cons of leaving or staying in the EU – and as both sides have been making up a load of old bollocks to convince voters, here’s twelve more bits of made up bollocks you probably hadn’t considered.

1. Leaving may affect your sleeping arrangements.

If we leave Europe, will I still be able to use my continental quilt?

— James Casserly (@Casserly_Rock) June 15, 2016

2. Newspapers might stop asking stupid questions.

No. pic.twitter.com/Pw9644G9FW

— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) June 21, 2016

3. Prices may go up.

If #Leave wins the following will be more expensive:
-French kissing
-Dutch ovens
-Spanish Fly
-Finnish dishwasher tablets#EUFacts@ThePoke

— esarty (@esarty) June 22, 2016

4. Cakes may become less fancy.

Like most sensible people I am down the shops panic buying and stockpiling incase as a nation we vote leave tomorrow pic.twitter.com/0BYLnjZxqp

— Ross Noble (@realrossnoble) June 22, 2016

5. Fishing quotas will change.

From 2018, UK trawlers will only be allowed to catch 1 giant fish instead of many smaller ones. #EUFacts @ThePoke pic.twitter.com/qu7WXdMfPg

— Oonagh (@Okeating) June 22, 2016

6. Leaving won’t stop immigration.

If we do vote leave will those awful, weirdly coloured immigrants who refuse to embrace culture have to come back from Spain?

— Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) June 22, 2016

7. Vegetables will suffer.

#EUFacts
A "Brexit" would cause the street value of sprouts to sky rocket and create a black market economy of straight bananas

— SadfaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) June 22, 2016

8. Brexit may be the start of a portmanteau plague.

Brexit. Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium.

— Rahul Goma Phulore (@missingfaktor) June 21, 2016

9. There will be consequences for all of the UK.

Continued EU immigration to the SE will sink the UK in 1 corner, Kent underwater and Glaswegians at risk of altitude sickness #EUFacts

— Steve Briddon (@Hebdomadian) June 22, 2016

10. Important EU allowances will be lost.

Remaining in the EU will enable Britain to keep its 2 weeks a year warm weather allowance. #EUFacts

— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) June 22, 2016

11. British music will suffer.

@ThePoke #EUFacts Pop trio St Etienne will be made to rename themselves St Albans

— Steve Evans (@stevesplan) June 22, 2016

12. There could be some truly horrible consequences.

#EUFacts
A Remain victory will cause Cameron's levels of self confidence to soar causing the much feared 'Kanye effect'. Expect an album.

— w0z (@_w0z_) June 22, 2016