There’s a Japanese man walking around Tokyo who’s just found out what this English means on his shirt

Alyosha_93 writes, “My Japanese coworker had no idea what the English on his sweatshirt said and asked me to translate…”

Yep, it really says, “I’ve never wanted to piss on someone’s face more than I want to piss on yours.”

“The best part is that, after I translated it, he said to me: ‘So, what you’re telling me is, it’s a statement of true love?’ Alyosha_93 continues.

Redditor gabbagabbawill asks, “How did you translate this to him, in Japanese?”

“誰よりも君の顔には、小便をかけたい”

“My job is translation/interpretation and I live in Tokyo speaking Japanese every day”, Alyosha_93 writes.

BTW: We’ve checked and “I’ve never wanted to piss on someone’s face more than I want to piss on yours” is a real sweatshirt designed by Mark Gonzales AKA Gonz an American professional skateboarder and artist.

Really, we’re not making this up, look, you can google it:

Mark is 48 and somehow has convinced the world to give him money sweatshirts with grim messages about urine on them.

Well done Mark, well done.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4mwl2y/my_japanese_coworker_had_no_idea_what_the_english/