People are giggling at Cher because she tweeted an emoji that doesn’t mean what she thinks it means
Cher has tweeted a simple enough message. Roughly translated it should mean “Mom had tears in her eyes when I showed her all your birthday wishes!”
However that “tears” bit.
How can we say this delicately?
The “splash emoji” is used to mean the naughty sex-juice that comes out of daddies tail when he loves mummy very much.
So that means the sentence is: “Mom had man-fluid in her eyes…”
Wow, Cher’s mum!
Oh and HOW people are mocking Cher for this…
These people know…
This person knows and fancies a bit of it…
This person definitely knows…
And this person has JUST SPELT IT OUT
Anyway, all this sexy talk is making our aubergines go ripe…