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Chilcot to drop ‘teaser sentence’ ahead of full Iraq inquiry mixtape in July

Fans of official inquiries are delighted after John Chilcot announced the release date of his long-awaited “Iraq Inquiry” mixtape along with a special teaser sentence that will drop online later today.

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Chilcot has kept fans waiting for the last 7 years, and the news of the release date has been greeted with a mixture of excitement and surprise that the notoriously fickle Chilcot would ever finish the long-gestating concept album.

“J-Chil is a master of the report and the undisputed king of committee hearings – I’m sure ‘Tha Iraq Inquiry’ will be a total game changer and redefine the genre forever,” said one fan on Twitter.

Speculation about the report’s imminent release grew on social media last week, after a track titled “Tony Blair Is A War Criminal” was reportedly leaked and uploaded to Soundcloud by an anonymous source.

“It was probably leaked by Chilcot himself,” speculated one fan. “Just like Kanye he wants to make the fans happy and share his incredible creativity.”