12 incredibly profound thoughts from “Glaswegian Yoko Ono” that will make you a better person
Sometimes we all need a bit of spiritual guidance, and the Twitter account Glaswegian Yoko Ono offers philosophical thoughts and advice to living a richer, more fulfilled life. Here are some of the most inspirational…
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Vote as pollen. Write 'Meadow' on ballot paper. Tie it to a pigeon's leg and release into the carriage of the train to Nitshill. Peace wins.
— Glaswegian Yoko Ono (@YokoOnoGlasgow) May 4, 2016
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Make a rose from a folded potato scone. Drop it into the pint glass of a sad man in a Glasgow pub. Love will make him young like a bee.
— Glaswegian Yoko Ono (@YokoOnoGlasgow) February 14, 2016
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Fill your neighbour's satellite dish with fish paste and cement. In the silence, the crying whales of the world will have their song heard.
— Glaswegian Yoko Ono (@YokoOnoGlasgow) January 25, 2016
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There is a full moon over Glasgow tonight. If you have chips and cheese they will fly to it if you release them from their paper bag prison.
— Glaswegian Yoko Ono (@YokoOnoGlasgow) November 26, 2015
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Your potato scones are the wings of a manta ray. Release them, and they will beat slowly, skimming across the rooftops towards the sun.
— Glaswegian Yoko Ono (@YokoOnoGlasgow) September 14, 2015
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Bins in the street are standing stones. Follow their lay lines to a kebab shop. Offer gifts to the owner. A bag of spiders and a cucumber.
— Glaswegian Yoko Ono (@YokoOnoGlasgow) September 8, 2015
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Open your roll and sausage and let the rain wash away all the tomato ketchup. The sausage is now innocent of war. Put it in a baby's pram.
— Glaswegian Yoko Ono (@YokoOnoGlasgow) August 26, 2015
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Uncurl the fingers of all the bouncers of Sauchiehall Street bars. Place pine cones in their palms. Whisper that the branch needs the root.
— Glaswegian Yoko Ono (@YokoOnoGlasgow) August 18, 2015
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Curl inside the shopping trolley of TK Max. Embrace the security guard who frees you. He is your mother. It was the womb of the world.
— Glaswegian Yoko Ono (@YokoOnoGlasgow) August 15, 2015
