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“Boaty McBoatface” will never set sail and the internet is gutted

Very sad news today, the UK’s new polar research ship will not be called “Boaty McBoatface” despite the name topping a poll – instead it will be called “RRS Sir David Attenborough” (whoever that is).

Needless to say, the internet is very upset.
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There is some light at the end of the tunnel – Australia is getting a new Antarctic icebreaker and are asking the public to suggest names…
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