London Mayor Election Day: the only three funny tweets you need to read

Today is Londoners chance to choose between Zac Goldsmith, Sadiq Khan and the nice Green lady that everyone says they’d vote for if only she had a chance of winning.

Of course the wags are out in force and here’s the best jokes:

1.

.@georgegalloway I voted for you today, George!

Admittedly, it was in a poll "who would you most like to see covered in bees", but still.

— . (@twlldun) May 5, 2016

2.

going to go in the voting booth, close the curtain, then hold out my trousers and say "these don't fit can you get me a 36" dads gonna dad

— keri (@kerihw) May 5, 2016

3.

Patriots! Please share this important message – your country needs you. pic.twitter.com/dED1jRWFTZ

— Rob Manuel (@robmanuel) May 5, 2016

Also – if you want a slightly longer read, comedian David Schneider’s post is good – and over 1000s RTs too – people like this one.