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This guy found a note in his office loo and what it says about humanity beggars belief

Journalist Chris Shaw has spotted an extraordinary note in his office loo.

A sign, and what a sign. Let’s zoom in and take a look at it:

And here’s transcript incase that’s tricky to read on mobile

OUT OF ORDER

Thank you SO MUCH!

I spent the best part of a Thursday afternoon trying to unblock this toilet.

Eventually we had to call the plumber in – at a cost of £65!!!!

If anyone has any information on the person who decided it would be a good idea to try and flush a whole roast chicken down the toilet, please contact Debbie in HR ASAP.

NOT impressed….

Yes. You read that right. Someone tried to flush a chicken down the office loo.

A. WHOLE. ROAST. CHICKEN.

YOU DIRTY B*****DS!

And we have so many questions…

The reaction online has been intense. Food journalist Andrew Webb started a hashtag, “#chickenToiletGate” and stated, “we need to find out who did this!”

The current theories so far:

  • Chris says, “There are lots of firms in the building, so I don’t know her [Debbie]. Maybe the culprit is someone with a serious digestion problem?”
  • Twitter user StevO ‏suggests, “perhaps the poor person in question couldn’t digest the said chicken properly, imagine the pain.”
  • Whereas Twitter fan Rob Manuel theorises, “imagining someone brought roast chicken for lunch, then hid in loo to eat coz no cutlery & then went fuck it. FLUSH.”

However, Emma Chambers speaks for us all when they say, “And I thought the toilets at my work were bad!”

But if you can help solve this fowl mystery then please get in touch

Source: https://twitter.com/ChrisShawEditor/status/726061227118571520