This description of a robbery in Russia that turned into a “sex slave incident” is EXTRAORDINARY!

Stoksyxl over on Reddit has found a mind-boggling newspaper clipping:

Robber tied and used as sex slave

A RUSSIAN who tried to rob a hairdresser’s at gunpoint was beaten senseless by the black belt shop owner who then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32. demanded the day’s takings at the salon in Meshchovsk but was floored with a kick and tied up naked by karate expert Olga Zajac, 28.

He later told police he had been held hostage and, fed nothing but Viagra.

She said: “Yes, we had sex a couple of times but I bought him new jeans.”

They both were arrested.

And that clipping in full:

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4gttub/russia_the_women_take_no_shit_but_are_nice_too/