16 frustrating vending machines that should probably be destroyed with a sledgehammer
Sometimes you play the vending machine lottery and you win. Other times you are not so lucky, and end up banging your fists in abject frustration against its evil metal carcass (or writing a sarcastic note).
1. A sad case of triple bad luck.
2. Treats.exe has crashed.
3. These machines need to be stopped.
4. Unacceptable.
5. This isn’t life, this is just surviving.
6. Untrustworthy.
7. More machine lies.
8. There is no justice.
9. Mocking us with the pile of liquid refreshment that we can never reach.
10. Vending machine have their own kind of micro-psychics.
11. Silently laughing at your struggle.
12. Taunting you with the savoury Nirvana that you will never reach
13. Vending machine care not for your thirst.
14. All they do is take, take, take.
15. Passing judgement on your life.
16. Vending machines are harbingers of sadness.
No wonder this is what happens when our vending overlords mock us too many times.
