Hopefuly these 9 examples of ‘perfect crimes’ won’t inspire you to take up a life of wrongdoing

Nine examples of villainous masterminds pulling off the perfect crime. Sort of.

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*waits seven steps from door so delivery guy won't think I was standing right next to the door waiting* the perfect crime

— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) March 9, 2016

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Sounds like a good way to kill a reindeer…the perfect crime pic.twitter.com/f6iLa9GZNy

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) February 24, 2016

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