49 brilliantly underwhelming local news headlines from across the UK

A round-up of prize-winning reports from Britain’s local media…

1. Fugitive Sausage Dog Causes Mayhem

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via @paulelkington

2. Out-Of-Date Pasty Is Sold To Young Mum

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via @cotslifeeditor

3. Police Called In To Creperie Battle

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via @TheMichaelMoran

4. Upgrading To Colour

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5. Cat Hops Into Delivery Van

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via Anorak

6. Crisps Stolen In Break-In

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via @dilwynRY

7. Puddle Splash Victime Vows Revenge

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via @JohnDonoghue64

8. Exeter Seagulls Turned Off My TV

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@DavidJEWood

9. Woman Finds A Hat In A Tree

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Wetherby News

10. Tables Turn

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via @panchoballard

11. Newport Man Grows Huge Tomato

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via @SlowSlownews

12. Man Freed After Getting His Head Stuck In Bin In Aberdeen

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13. Student Attacked By Seagull

14. Police admit ‘biggest-ever’ cocaine haul is dental powder

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via @ginbrogueshats

15. Spanner stolen

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via @theJeremyVine @Gemmellski83

16. Footpath proves popular

17. Cheeky seagull nabs crisps

18. Castle under attack from pigeons

19. Ducks take refuge from rain

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via @cmwiseman

20. Scotch egg theft

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21. I’m not dead’ says gran

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by @Pandamoanimum

 

22. Raging billy goats cause mischief

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@RJPradio

 

23. Reader’s photo

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24. Car park excellent for  WHAT?

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via @ginbrogueshats

25. Drunk torched peanut bag and ‘made love to ambulance’

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via @ChloeHubbard

26. Reigate fury over giant hedge

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via @BuzzFeedUK

 

27. George Bernard Shaw’s Shed Explodes

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via @jameshoggarth

 

28. Man had gold chain up bottom

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29. Jude Law Enjoys Fish Supper Near Newquaynewquay

30. Town centre cow drama

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via @wibbs09

31. Charity boxing night ends in brawl

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32. Dad continues fight over moustache

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33. Petrol smells

via @richwalsh76

via @richwalsh76

34. Hampstead shoppers slam Tesco after organic porridge oats disappear from store

via @FelicityMorse

via @FelicityMorse

35. What are the odds?

via @juliansheasport

via @juliansheasport

36. Man threw snail at car

via @theJeremyVine @_blackie__

via @theJeremyVine @_blackie__

37. Chutney blew up my fridge

via @mikejjennings

via @mikejjennings

38. Chickens removed from roundabout

via @FantonEsquire

via @FantonEsquire

39. Village hall cooker to be cleaned more often

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40. Dog ate giant pair of knickers

via @cfc1888Ghirl

via @cfc1888Ghirl

41. New litter bin welcomed

via @Rod14Davies

via @Rod14Davies

42. Toy shop owner throws a tantrum

via https://twitter.com/PedroBurro/status/307457872206385152

via @PedroBurro

43. Noisy cafe ejects boy, 2

via @leshinton

via @leshinton

44. Kitten that looks like Hitler

via Buzzfeed

via Buzzfeed

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via @BenGooding93

via @BenGooding93

46. Contender for most British headline ever

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47. A gift of a story

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49. Queen fan goes overboard

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