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Just some absolutely horrific 1970’s fashion crimes

These fashion ads reveal that the 1970 was a truly horrific time of belted sweaters, satin and jumpsuits. Prepare yourself, it’s not going to be pretty.

Behold, the mighty belted, knitted sweater in all of its glory.

Tortoise shell one-piece underwear(?) was also a thing. A thing to be burnt in a pit.

Perfect outfits for humiliating your children.

…or chatting about cravats with your friends outside the office.

Mumford & Sons on the left, a man mysteriously holding a small tortilla on the right.

NIGHT SHIRT MEGA FORCE – ASSEMBLE!