Chessington World of Adventures ‘robot panda operator’ job is full of un-bearable puns
Do you like bamboo? Are you colour blind? Then Chessington World of Adventures would like to you to operate their new robot pandas, reports the Surrey Comet.
Chessington put a pun-laden advert on social media, while a spokesman described it as “arguably the greatest job in the world.” Although some people might argue that spending all day sweating inside a robot panda suit is far from the greatest job in the world.
We've got a Panda-tastic opportunity at Chessington World of Adventures. You better bear-lieve it!
Posted by Chessington World of Adventures Resort on Friday, 12 February 2016
The job posting reads:
“Un-bear-lievable job opportunity!
Chessington World of Adventures Resort is recruiting for the wildest job imaginable!
This spring we are looking for those in need of a fresh adventure, willing to take on the bear necessities of life and help us create complete pandamonium at the resort.
To be part of this bamboozling opportunity, applicants must:
– Be able to sit around and act lazy for the majority of the day
– Have their every need pandered to
– Have a keen interest in wildlife
– Enjoy being admired for several hours a day
The successful applicant must:
– Be color-blind
– Be comfortable wearing a warm, thick coat all day long
– Live on a high fiber diet of 14 kilos of bamboo a day
– Pref-fur-ably be wild at heart
No need to paws for thought. It really is that black and white.”
