Weird World

This guy pranking his cousin with a fake “cat facts text messaging service” is genuinely hilarious

“So my little cousin posted on FB that he was bored”, frackyou told Reddit, “and gave everyone his new phone number…”

Wow – read this in full – it’s a superb prank.

Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You now will receive fun daily facts about CATS!>o<
What is this
Cats use their tails for balance and have nearly individual bones in them! <To cancel daily Cat Facts, reply ‘cancel’>
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In ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death. Thanks for choosing Cat Facts!
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Shut the hell up
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Your favorite animal is the (blank).
Dog.
INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>.
Who is this
Are you human? It would be: Your favorite animal is a cat. Not the
Welcome to Cat Facts! Did you know that the first cat show was held in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London? Mee-wow!
Shut up!!!! I’m calling this number if u don’t stop
Thanks for texting Cat Fats! Remember, every time you text you will receive an instant Cat Fact. To cancel, reply “chrykutfgh5764gvhtfvkigdrf678”
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<Command not recognized.> Did you know there are about 100 distinct breeds of domestic cat? Plenty of furry love!
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Cats bury their faces to cover their tails from predators. <To cancel Cat Facts reply “dghdfjnhddhtd56666443hdfdfd fuutregjbvcyu65468990”
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And here’s the original screen grab in all its glory