Reading these “jokes written by children” will make you laugh so much you’ll practically be in tears

“I moderate a Kids Jokes website”, writes @KidsWriteJokes, “A lot of joke submissions can’t be published because they don’t make any sense or the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, I have not edited or made up any of these jokes.”

All 31 of these jokes are superb, we recommend reading them slowly, this truly is a treat.

I have a butt
 
Sir we all have butts

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there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said
do you know how to drive this thing
BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR

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man: you are evil
other man: i am not
man:yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
[both mans die]

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why did tom and jerry get married
Because tom was a boy and jerry was a boy and they were strong as a toliet.

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what did the orange do in the tree?
 
orange buisness

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what do get when you cross a vampire, homework and brusel sprouts
 
i dont know its probalely super dangerous

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knock knock
whos there
i eat trash
i eat trash who
give me some money thats who

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what do you call a snail without a shell
 
its dead

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Doctor Doctor I feel like im a curtain
 
Shut Up

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why did the banana eat himself
 
he had nothing

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What did the goat say to the dog
 
nice buttock you loser

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do you no what
get out of my house

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why does the crow laugh

beacause they are mad ha ha ha I am also mad

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Q:What do you call a dog that can walk?
 
A:A HUMAN.

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why the man was naked
a. he was naked lad
b.he had a buttcheek
c.buttoast

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a man found a raisin in the woods.
“what a funny looking raisin.”
“im not a raisin im just an ant with no legs.”

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what did the toliet say to the robot ?
 
I DONT KNOW I WASNT THERE WAS I !!!

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DINOSAUR JOKE
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
DINO
DINO WHO
DINOSAUR

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is neil armstrong really strong?
 
probberly because his last name explaines it all to me

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what do you call a vampire with 2 trousers?
 
double trousers

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whats ugly but happy
 
a frog

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How does a man put an elephant in a freezer?
 
fit him in not caring about size and smash the door in

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what do you call a fish with no legs
 
a fsh

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why was the naked man naked.
a. he had nakedpower.
b.he had a naked pecan friend.
c he was naked man.

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patient: Doctor Doctor There is a crack in my bum!!!! i need a new one!
 
Doctor: you maniac! everyone has a crack in their bum now go away!

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Dad what is the square root of 144?
 
WHO CARES!!?? YOU’RE GROUNDED!!!

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Father: Shut up! Don’t tell your father how to manage our business. I have eaten more salt than you have rice

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Teacher : Did you ever hear the story of the orange
Child : No
Teacher : aw too bad

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WHAT DO BABYS WANT FOR CHISTMAS
 
ALL THEY TEETH

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What person just talks and talks and talks
 
A TEACHER !!!!

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your mum is so thin if she eats a bean she are pregnat

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