People on Twitter are trying to outboast Kanye West and it’s glorious
Kanye West says stupid things on Twitter on a reassuringly regular basis, so after tweeting that he can afford to buy cars and furs for his family people have been trying to #OutBoastKanye.
(allegedly started by online scamp @biscuitahoy)
Move aside humblebrag, let the boasting begin!
#outboastkanye
I sometimes don't even lick the yogurt lid, just put it straight in the bin.https://t.co/ltAhU0zUvD— SadfaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) February 15, 2016
I never believed it was butter. #Outboastkanye
— Skillsmcgill (@skillsmcgill) February 15, 2016
I once left a £1 coin in a shopping trolley because I couldn't be arsed to take it back in the rainhttps://t.co/zVMfqEYKMm
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) February 15, 2016
Yeah but how many Jags have you got? #outboastkanye https://t.co/UWNTdkrPYa
— John Prescott (@johnprescott) February 15, 2016
#OutBoastKanye I can still fit into my mother's wedding dress
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) February 15, 2016
My cat is now down to just 10 a day, thanks to KittyQuit™ #OutBoastKanyehttps://t.co/iVkKwmn4de pic.twitter.com/WNwDfMFtnC
— Lisa (@biscuitahoy) February 15, 2016
I've got groin eczema, overactive sweat glands and a rash that goes from my bollocks to my arsehole. Keith #OutBoastKanye
— Keith Mallender (@KeithMallender) February 15, 2016
I sometimes buy sandwiches that aren't in the meal deal. #outboastkanye https://t.co/ZvZfkA4TZb
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) February 15, 2016
I always get cheese on the side of my fillet o fish.. #OutBoastKanye pic.twitter.com/HJjng1lULh
— Ramel (@itsRamel) February 15, 2016
Instead of hard boiling eggs myself, I buy a scotch egg and throw away the outer part. #OutBoastKanye
— Captain Revo (@Captain_Revo) February 15, 2016
I eat Kinder eggs and throw the toy in the bin without opening it. https://t.co/3IpTvYKMBS
— Kooch (@Koochykooh) February 15, 2016
I sometimes rent a streaming movie I already own because I can't be bothered going to get the DVD #OutBoastKanye https://t.co/ZasKCG0oCv
— ChrisJDavies (@ChrisJDavies) February 15, 2016
I once bought a large popcorn at the cinema.https://t.co/zVMfqEYKMm
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) February 15, 2016
My tamagotchi is still alive#OutBoastKanye https://t.co/1CGDw5ZdzS
— Captain Kidd (@kidd_kong78) February 15, 2016
#OutBoastKanye Only one of my socks is odd
— Paul (@bingowings14) February 15, 2016
I have over £37 in Costa Coffee points on my card, but just I let it ride… #OutBoastKanye https://t.co/0e5TyOYL8f
— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) February 15, 2016
#outboastkanye pic.twitter.com/47BNR7AGqs
— The Poke (@ThePoke) February 15, 2016
#OutBoastKanye I once went to sainsbury's and when they asked me if I had a nectar card I said I didn't even though I did.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) February 15, 2016
#OutBoastKanye I only reuse teabags a maximum of three times.
— Oonagh (@Okeating) February 15, 2016
I am in the privileged position to be able to choose from a Magnum or Vienetta on a school night #OutBoastKanye https://t.co/ZeZwmfUuHo
— Nigel Burton (@blackfajita) February 15, 2016
