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Perks of the job! This arms dealer got a free cruise missile for doing such awesome work in 2015

Some jobs have their little bonuses, but this arms dealer was lucky enough to get a Tomahawk cruise missile as a thank you present from McDonnell Douglas for doing such a great job in 2015.

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“The immense satisfaction I get from selling weapons to countries and dictators around the world is normally reward enough, but this generous gift of a cruise missile really says ‘job well done’ for all my hard work in 2015,” said Kevin Rutt, 62, from Ross-on-Wye in Herefordshire.

“Obviously my wife won’t let me keep a missile in the house due to its enormous destructive capabilities, and I’ve already got a Peacekeeper missile at the bottom of the garden which I got as a bonus from Boeing in 1988 – so the addition of a Tomahawk will really give my neighbours something to talk about!”

“2015 was a bumper time for our industry and although it’s still early in the year we are confident that 2016 will be even greater,” said Rutt.

“You never know, if we beat our sales targets they might even pay for an all expenses team building weekend at the Center Parcs in Longleat!”