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Tesco seem to have gone all out for Valentine’s day

It’s either a prank or a desperate marketing idea, but Tesco seem to be promoting cucumbers and whipped cream as Valentine’s day gifts.

It comes just a few days after the squirty cream incident, posted to the Shit London Facebook group.

Then there’s this display, in which Tesco stop being so subtle and cut straight to the chase. Safe sex and a minty-fresh mouth! Or indigestion and flu remedies. It’s all very confusing.

If it’s a genuine Tesco promotional idea, the work of a bored employee, or a mischievous customer remains to be seen. Maybe they’ve been taking inspiration from the Valentine’s section the US hell-shop Walmart.

And the US pharmacy CVS, which seems to be selling… date rape pills?