Celebrate Australia Day with some choice headlines from Northern Territory News
It’s Australia Day, so to celebrate here are some highlights from the Northern Territory News twitter account. They do headlines and SHOUTING IN CAPS very well.
Don't ever change @TheNTNews pic.twitter.com/83NgwwGQNn
— Kim Stephens (@kimstephens_bt) December 22, 2015
WOULDN'T TRUST THIS FELLA WITH A SPARKLER, LET ALONE A NUKE #DUCKANDCOVER. https://t.co/lAqRzXikFI pic.twitter.com/PYQG5LVn5m
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) January 6, 2016
WAS IT AN AUS GOT TALENT AUDITION, OR DID HE SEE OUR 'FLYING DILDO' PAGE FOR THE 1ST TIME? https://t.co/oPtNuuTemt pic.twitter.com/2yjIxkv8i1
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) December 31, 2015
REMEMBER A LOVED ONE BY PUTTING THEIR ASHES INSIDE A DILDO http://t.co/dWSk59EUoa pic.twitter.com/IK1Va35VD9
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) April 27, 2015
HEY @GuardianAus WE WONT WRITE LENGTHY MIDDLE CLASS THINKPIECES AND YOU STAY AWAY FROM OUR HUMAN SKIN SPIDERS. DEAL? pic.twitter.com/IKi0YXPMAQ
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) October 17, 2014
THE NT NEWS COVERING ALL THE DAY'S HARD-HITTING ISSUES…HOW SHOULD A DOG WEAR PANTS? LET THE DEBATE RAGE ON https://t.co/XCpbQSUOd8
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) December 30, 2015
LET'S JUST SAY TOMORROW'S @TheNTNews IS HOT PROPERTY pic.twitter.com/MG0qD32szv
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) November 27, 2015
PLEASE DO NOT CORRECT OUR SPELLING. IF WE SPELL SOMETHING WRONG, ASSUME IT IS NOW THE CORRECT SPELLING AND USE ACCORDINGLY, THANK YOU.
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) December 18, 2014
THURSDAY NT NEWS THE MOST CROCTASTIC FRONT PAGE EVER! THAT'S RIGHT, 7 CROC STORIES! SUCK IT @MattCunningham4 pic.twitter.com/4jeQwKyb5p
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) May 20, 2015
FROM THE ARCHIVE … TODAY: WHY I STUCK A CRACKER UP MY CLACKER https://t.co/nssrDUnNzL
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) December 19, 2015
WHO SAYS LIGHTNING (OR A GOOD FISH STABBING) DOESN'T STRIKE TWICE? 9 YEARS APART TO THE DAY http://t.co/SgqFXVNmXT pic.twitter.com/kYrng7eyml
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) September 23, 2015
I love where I live This from @TheNTNews #DarwinNT pic.twitter.com/XY4U5M5dZp
— Robyn Stanley (@topendR) November 29, 2015
TODAY'S FRONT PAGE … STRAIGHT TO THE POOL ROOM https://t.co/dkWZsnFmh0 pic.twitter.com/CpMoRNYNSg
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) November 20, 2015
ANOTHER IMPORTANT NT NEWS WORLD EXCLUSIVE: ZIGZAG TO AVOID ZOMBIES, SAYS NT GOVT MINISTER http://t.co/LIFphPDWFj
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) October 10, 2015
TIP. DRUNKENLY CRASHING CAR THEN CURLING UP ON BONNET WITH MOTOR RUNNING TO KEEP WARM IS NOT REALLY HIDING FROM COPS http://t.co/Y5NjIjaxZD
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) August 27, 2015
PUTIN CLAIMS RUSSIA HAS CURE FOR EBOLA, BUT THE SEARCH FOR SAGGY MAN BOOBS VACCINE GOES ON https://t.co/jcUzdDxpBM pic.twitter.com/NNiwbrFJh4
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) January 14, 2016
NEW GENE TO MAKE COWS FART GREEN http://t.co/W5Xfpb2z
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) March 27, 2012
DISCLAIMER: ALL VIEWS EXPRESSED BY THE NT NEWS DO NOT NECESSARILY REFLECT THE VIEWS OF THE NT NEWS #CONFUSETHELAWYERS
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) January 11, 2016
SERIOUSLY, YOU EXPECT THE DATE RIGHT EVERY TIME? THERE'S LIKE 573 DAYS IN A YEAR. GOOD TO GET READER FEEDBACK THO pic.twitter.com/oh0fMPmDX9
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) September 24, 2015
Nothing in the papers again… #Wednesday pic.twitter.com/Pq0SK5Fz7h
— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) August 5, 2015
