This giant snow penis is far too dangerous to remove
A penis drawn on a frozen moat in western Sweden has created problems for city officials, as the ice is too thin for anyone to remove it, reports The Local.
The snow cock appeared this weekend – and after complaints from locals, officials decided to remove it – only to find that the ice was too thin to stand on.
“They judged that the ice would not stay put. They did not dare to go out on to the moat and consequently the artwork is there until thawing weather returns,” said Darko Brankovic, director of Gothenburg’s Parks and Landscape Administration.
UPDATE: There’s been an astonishing turn of events to this incredibly important story.
Giant snow penis causes headache in Sweden: https://t.co/VblG2MXVhy pic.twitter.com/X5UNYCICrW
— Brett (@Brosner85) January 18, 2016
As impressive as this Swedish snow-nob is, it’s not a patch on this 11-foot ice-phallus lovingly crafted by the students of Texas Tech University in Lubbock, Texas – which sadly met its end at the hands of a bulldozer last year.
