The internet reacts to Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall’s engagement
Rupert Murdoch has announced his engagement to Jerry Hall after dating for four months. So it was only natural that Twitter gave the happy couple some hearty congratulations.
Congratulations to Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall pic.twitter.com/E215SkiQVM
— Gavin Curnow (@GavinCurnow) January 12, 2016
Jerry Hall timeline: 1. Sympathy for the Devil 2. Start going out with the Devil 3. Get engaged to the Devil
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) January 12, 2016
Rupert Murdoch sort of looks like he's devolving back into a sperm
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) January 12, 2016
I see what Jerry Hall's doing… a paper mogul beats a Stone.…
— Neil (@_Enanem_) January 12, 2016
Jerry Hall's wedding night with Rupert Murdoch. pic.twitter.com/RsqcdvlPoE
— The Pixel Factor (@ThePixelFactor) January 12, 2016
"And then, we let the parents think their murdered child might still be alive!!!' "Oh Rupie I'm sopping wet!" pic.twitter.com/LKKE11Mlny
— Fourfoot (@fourfoot) January 12, 2016
It seems I was wrong. I won't be the happiest person alive when Murdoch dies after all.
— Ken Shabby (@MrKenShabby) January 12, 2016
Congratulations to Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall on their highly romantic merger. Looking forward to the patter of tiny stocks and shares.
— Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) January 12, 2016
Congratulations to Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch on their engagement. I couldn't be happy for them.
— hrtbps (@hrtbps) January 12, 2016
Just amazing inside look at Rupert Murdoch-Jerry Hall’s upcoming wedding. pic.twitter.com/7eYRMWVVeF
— Mark Di Stefano (@MarkDiStef) January 12, 2016
Rupert Murdoch getting married shows there's someone for everyone, even if you look like a replica of Droopy made out of evil scrotums.
— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) January 12, 2016
‘What do you like most about Rupert, Jerry?’ ‘His billions and billions of sense of humour.’
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) January 12, 2016
RM: Nice to meet you, Jerry. JH: You too RM: Cocktail? How about a mojito? JH: My favourite. How did you know? RM: I hacked your phone
— Public Benjamin (@PublicBenjamin) January 12, 2016
Loving Philip's reaction to Murdoch and Jerry Hall's engagement. https://t.co/AzcBrrvARb
— Laura Jones (@YICETOR) January 12, 2016
Many congratulations to Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall on their surprise engagement. pic.twitter.com/9XGbRnBDuJ
— LondonTheatreDirect (@theatre_direct) January 12, 2016
Presumably, Rupert Murdoch announced his engagement to Jerry Hall with the words "Good news, everyone…" pic.twitter.com/he6QY7dgvm
— Jason (@NickMotown) January 12, 2016
Great to see Jerry Hall & Rupert Murdoch find love but how to know if your 84-yr-old billionaire is the one for YOU? pic.twitter.com/QTu29aeGBE
— Arena Flowers (@ArenaFlowers) January 12, 2016
Jerry Hall's ex celebrates. pic.twitter.com/SvH72Vm3mu
— Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) January 12, 2016
Note to Rupert Murdoch's best man: don't do the gag about how he got Jerry Hall's phone number.
— Matt Owen (@MJowen174) January 12, 2016
“What’s this large gap in your CV?” “That’s where I was judging Jerry Hall.”
— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) January 12, 2016
