BBC to adapt Labour reshuffle into epic new 138 part TV series

The BBC have announced plans to make a dramatised version of the Labour reshuffle which they promise will make ‘War and Peace look like a pizza menu in comparison’.

The sprawling, seemingly endless, reshuffle of Jeremy Corbyn’s cabinet will be told at a “incredibly languid pace which will have viewers wondering exactly how much longer it will go on for” said the BBC.

“Reshuffle is an epic tale where not much really happens. It will feature memorable scenes of unending speculation, pure gossip and desperate journalists standing outside Corbyn’s office straining their ears to hear some shouting.”

“This is a story so long and drawn out it makes Game of Thrones look like a haiku, or Homer’s The Iliad seem about as lengthy as the instructions on a shampoo bottle.”

No casting choices have been announced yet, but the BBC promise that Reshuffle will feature some of the most spectacularly prolonged non-storytelling that viewers have ever seen committed to screen.