11 Guardian headlines you’ll think we made up for cheap lols but are absolutely real
We love the Guardian but sometimes, you know, their concerns can be a little, to use an old fashioned phrase, of the chattering classes. So much north London!
Here we go:
1. “There’s no reason to debate guacamole. It’s already gentrified beyond good taste”
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2. “Can foie gras ever be ethical?”
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3. “My toddler is vegan. What’s the problem?”
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4. “I dread the day my daughter’s poos get smaller”
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5. “Bottling the smell of dead people won’t capture their essence”
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6. “Just how ‘gay’ is anal play, really?”
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7. “Why do women lie more than men? Because we’re ‘nicer’”
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8. “When it comes to sexual desirability, balls are often treated as an afterthought”
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9. “I tried baking my way to romance”
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10. “Being born a royal is a sophisticated form of child abuse”
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11. “The tyrannical world of Thomas the Tank Engine”
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