Weird World

David Cameron has inspired a new beer called FigPucker

Edinburgh-based booze shop Cornelius Beer has made its own brew called FigPucker, in honour of David Cameron’s porcine pleasure while he was at Oxford University.

It might be embarrassing for Dave, but this statement from Cornelius makes it sound like he got off rather lightly.

“If we wanted to be political, we would of made reference to the multiple times he misled the house about the tax affairs of a lord and party donor.

If we wanted to make it a class issue, then we would have mentioned the secretive Oxbridge societies who engage in humiliating initiation rites purely as a means of mutual blackmail when their members hold high office or become captains of industry.”

(h/t totalpolitics)