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Top ten office party t-shirts

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Office Christmas parties – generally the worst night out of your entire year, swiftly followed by a morning of deep regret and guilt having told the boss what you really think and trying to cop off with Jenny from accounts in front of her boyfriend.

At least you don’t have to dress like a tool as well.

1. Get me a drink. NOW.

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2. I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch.

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3. Bah Humpug.

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4. Keep your salad…

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5. Go shorty, it’s your birthday.

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6. The early bird.

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7. Sweary Fairy hates Christmas.

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8. It’s too exhausting to say three times.

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9. Because jumpers are too much.

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10. Never a truer word said.

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And finally, one to bear in mind for after the Christmas season finishes…

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