Buy this toy if you want to ruin someone’s Christmas

Normal Bates. Updated November 24th, 2015

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The marketing blurb says, “Squish, connect and create with Bunchems, They stick to each other and build like no other, They stick and stay then pull apart for endless play.”

However there’s 208 reviews on Amazon, all of them overwhelmingly negative:

Perfect gift for that child you hate

Have a 5 year old who really gets on your nerves? Then give them this and let them play with it unsupervised.
****easiest way to get them out is to cut the bastards in half. Make sure your kids head is fully lubed up, try to remove as much hair as possible and snip it in half. We didn’t lose nearly as much hair as we expected doing this

A Toy Spawned From the Darkest Depths of Hell

Horrible, horrible, horrible toy for kids. I just spent the last TWO AND A HALF hours (absolutley, 100 percent not an exaggeration) attempting to remove 14 of these bastard balls out of my daughter’s hair. Buy this toy for someone if you hate them or their child. They are the most incredible choking hazards on the planet. They bring pain and misery, tears, fighting, broken and ripped hair, and questions of one’s sanity in handling life in general. I can’t feel my arms now after attempting to pull this spawn from hell “toy” that matted itself into her hair like nothing ever witnessed before. The photo is her hair with conditioner coating the balls in what proved to be an almost fruitless effort to exract the evil. If you wish to proceed, good luck.

Actually, there is one positive review: advice on how to get them out

Need them out of hair? Use WD-40!

Want to get these out of hair? Don’t use conditioner–it’ll just make the hair swell. Use WD-40 instead. It smells terrible, but they will slide right out!!