This Twitter account will rate your toast for you
The Twitter account @ratemytoast is very simple – send them pictures of your toast and they’ll rate your browned bread for you. Just be careful – sometimes the ratings are brutal. (contains some NSFW swearing about toast)
Yellow spread suggests a cheap & nasty brand. Don't bother shaping the egg when the rest is shit. 2/10 @FlannyAlves pic.twitter.com/QXdkn0QT3c
— #RateMyToast (@ratemytoast) October 14, 2015
Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse you submit this pissy hot bread. 0/10 @jhrz32 pic.twitter.com/isZv1IJnvi
— #RateMyToast (@ratemytoast) October 14, 2015
Excellent but you lose points for the lacklustre effort of keeping the butter actually on the toast. 7/10 @SamInk92 pic.twitter.com/RoJ1yjuWJG
— #RateMyToast (@ratemytoast) October 14, 2015
Incredible. A symbol of British engineering. 11/10 @_The12thMan pic.twitter.com/WEFswfjuzA
— #RateMyToast (@ratemytoast) October 14, 2015
A glimpse into a post-apocalyptic earth. 0/10 @bethwakelen pic.twitter.com/tFcLKFCIWs
— #RateMyToast (@ratemytoast) October 14, 2015
That's an omelette. 0/10 @EmreMeinMan pic.twitter.com/EkQJL4JQWH
— #RateMyToast (@ratemytoast) October 13, 2015
That is hands down the worst submission so far. I'll personally pay for your womb to be removed. -7/10 @Sarah_CFord pic.twitter.com/ymgG8R8j3Y
— #RateMyToast (@ratemytoast) October 13, 2015
If you'd scrambled more than a third of an egg this would score higher. But its an amateur job. 2/10 @Fintan_Cleary pic.twitter.com/y8qf5sATcW
— #RateMyToast (@ratemytoast) October 12, 2015
That's proper dog shit & you've got it bare arsed on a park bench. Sort your life out. 1/10 @CookNathanc2 pic.twitter.com/JOxnzV4HiB
— #RateMyToast (@ratemytoast) October 12, 2015
