28 superstar DJ’s complaining about things
1. Conversation
Is it ok to cry if it's 6:30 am, the people next to you on the plane won't stop talking & you haven't slept all night? asking for a friend..
— Cash Cash (@cashcash) July 30, 2015
2. Dry elbows
Just landed in Lisbon and have realized one of my elbows is dry. Never had a dry elbow before. Must have been the flight.
— make art love more (@benwestbeech) July 9, 2015
3. Europe
EUROPE FIX YOUR FUCKING INTERNET
— Dillon Francis (@DILLONFRANCIS) July 27, 2015
4. England
Imagine England with good soundsystems….
— Adam Beyer (@realAdamBeyer) July 25, 2015
5. Eggs
This is supposedly a softboiled egg pic.twitter.com/djBEMKNBWj
— Pegboard Nerds ❤️ (@PegboardNerds) June 21, 2015
6. Valets
Valet people, what is it with putting down the windows when returning the car? Absolutely unnecessary – 34C heat. Stop it. K, thanks.
— Mark Eteson (@marketeson) June 7, 2015
7. WH Smith
How can WHSmith justify 2p for a plastic bag. Fuck you, I'm taking one anyway. #outlaw
— Modestep (@Modestep) May 31, 2015
8. Soup
I had cold soup. Damn you all.
— Chris Lake (@chrislake) April 1, 2015
9. Tour buses
Stupid tour bus broke down again..
— Eric Prydz (@ericprydz) February 18, 2015
10. Kale
im sick of all this fucking kale
— Dillon Francis (@DILLONFRANCIS) January 30, 2015
11. Personal entertainment systems
This plane was brought to you by the year 1969 pic.twitter.com/DSVmnKTVSw
— TOMMY TRASH (@djtommytrash) January 23, 2015
12. Slow coffee service
There is no such thing as an "expresso"
— Scuba (@ScubaOfficial) December 31, 2014
13. Room service
theres something degrading about ordering room service twice in one day….
— ZOMBOY (@Zomboy) December 31, 2014
14. Bananas
Worst banana ever
— Nina Las Vegas (@ninalasvegas) December 4, 2014
15. Grapes
WHO THE FUCK PUT THESE SHITTY DEFLATED GRAPES IN MY GOD DAMN CHICKEN SALAD
— Dillon Francis (@DILLONFRANCIS) September 29, 2014
16. Ferraris
of course… @kaskade has NO PROBLEM selling a gold plated Ferrari, and i can't even sell a fuckin normal white one for less than retail.
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) October 1, 2014
17. Avocados
The avocados I've been getting my hands on lately suck. Wtf is going on. Half overripe/half underripe. What am I supposed to do with that?
— SPL (@SPLSamuel) September 18, 2014
18. Solitude
sometimes touring is playing a show in front of 5000 people and sometimes it's eating a $14 yogurt alone in a Norwegian airport
— felix cartal (@felixcartal) September 13, 2014
19. Bus travel
What's worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm…. Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal
— ZOMBOY (@Zomboy) September 5, 2014
20. Jet choice
A FUCKING HAWKER??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU CANT EVEN GET ME A CITATION X? BETTER HAVE FUCKIN SKITTLES. pic.twitter.com/kjPb2ihWQA
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) July 18, 2014
21. Food tokens
The artist next to me is handed 9 food tokens without any problem, but I ask for just 1 for my agent who is helping me get sorted….NOPE
— Deorro (@Deorro) July 18, 2014
22. Pret
I wish @Pret would put the plastic cutlery in the bag for you
— Joey Negro (@JoeyNegro) May 5, 2014
23. New sneakers
So stressful wearing brand new sneakers in the club
— DJ SNAKE (@djsnake) May 8, 2014
24. Complimentary shampoo
This hotel has the hair shampoo scented with licorice. So nasty.
— Bingo Players (@bingoplayers) March 1, 2014
25. Wasps
Just got stung TWICE by stupid wasp that stupidly thought I was threatening its stupid nest. I bloody well will now, though, to completion.
— Richard Madeley (@richardm56) June 23, 2015
26. iPhones
27. Middle seats
28. Jet selection
