How to insult people like Boris Johnson

Poke Staff. Updated June 18th, 2015

The Mayor of London has been filmed telling a black-cab driver to ‘f**k off and die – and not in that order’. It seems uncharacteristically ineloquent of him, so today you’ve been coming up with insults of a more traditional Boris-bent.

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