A website to help people who are tired of feeding themselves
Are you tired of the relentless trudge that involves putting food in your own mouth? Thankfully the new website Here Comes the Airplane is here to help you out.
The service seems simple enough – all you have to do is sign up, then after an initial visit that assesses the size of the silver spoon in your mouth you ‘never have to worry about feeding yourself again’.
And don’t worry, the website claims that all of their carefully trained helpers pass strict background checks to ensure they won’t put anything other than food into your mouth. Plus, the pricing seems very reasonable:
And yes, it’s not real – it seems to have been made to draw attention to the housing crisis in San Francisco. Let’s just hope someone doesn’t think it would made a good idea for an actual service. Uber Mouth, anyone?
(h/t @Yoshokatana)
