Twitter helps Alan Sugar name his new book

Poke Staff. Updated April 16th, 2015

Today Lord Sir Alan Sugar tweeted a request – he’s got a new book coming out about his ‘ten years in telly’ and could the helpful people of Twitter come up with a title for him?

(via @Lord_Sugar)

Of course they did – people on the internet are typically kind, generous and thoughtful – and Lord Sir Alan Baron Commander-in-chief Sugar was treated no differently. Here are some of the most helpful.

@Lord_Sugar "A Sugar coated turd"?

— Ian Wilkinson (@IanBilko72) April 16, 2015

.@Lord_Sugar 'Same Old Shit Every Year'?

— Silver Xatu (@SilverXatu) April 16, 2015

@Lord_Sugar you're a cunt

— Ryan (@four_ryan) April 16, 2015

@Lord_Sugar ''Katie Hopkins Was My Fault'' #LordSugarBook

— The Sparkster (@SparkyInTheUK) April 16, 2015

@Lord_Sugar Vexed Testicle

— Jessicum Bollabard (@Johnny_Two_Dogs) April 16, 2015

Ringing People At Six In The Actual Morning Then Going Back To Sleep. #lordsugarbook

— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) April 15, 2015

"Why Do I Keep Firing People I Haven't Actually Employed?" #LordSugarBook

— Dave Turner (@mrdaveturner) April 15, 2015

@Lord_Sugar "this could be toilet paper"

— George (@pasparakis) April 16, 2015

Built in tapedeck? @Lord_Sugar

— Sir Robin Bogg (@robinbogg) April 16, 2015

@Lord_Sugar a possible title for your new book, ALLAN SUGAR'S TV ADVENTURES!I know it's not exciting but it says what your book is about. Mx

— MARGARET (@TIPPEXGOLF) April 16, 2015

@Lord_Sugar AM-STRAD-DLED FOR CASH…………..NOT

— WEIRD CHRISTMAS (@WEIRDCHRISTMAS) April 16, 2015

£1 in The Works. #LordSugarBook

— Louis Barfe FUKP (@LFBarfe) April 15, 2015

Lord Sugar actually revealed the title for his book YEARS ago #LordSugarBook pic.twitter.com/1sWyI2SNAo

— Richard Cook (@RichardCook2) April 16, 2015

Business Tools. #LordSugarBook

— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) April 15, 2015

Face Like A Baffled Lion. #lordsugarbook

— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) April 15, 2015