This Week On Twitter #2
A weekly round-up of the best things that happened in our Twitter feed…
A miracle at the Zoo
Huge if true pic.twitter.com/3ONjePepOb
— Tom Hamilton (@thhamilton) February 21, 2015
On that Brits moment
Madonna flies off two steps, lands hard and gets back up almost immediately. Dozens of Premiership kickballers look on in confusion.
— Woodo (@woodo79) February 25, 2015
People created a buzz
Well THIS is all turning out to be a very exciting week! Haven't had such a buzz since… Well, since this… https://t.co/Eq1NxZ4CcC
— Jayne Sharp (@Jaynesharp) February 24, 2015
Wishes were made
I wish I was as easily thrilled as women in adverts that are informed a yoghurt contains 100 calories.
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) February 24, 2015
Important questions were asked
What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) February 20, 2015
This utter travesty happened…
This is surely one of the saddest photos in human history? pic.twitter.com/o3Fdx4O0pA
— Thomas Lilley (@thomaslilley) February 19, 2015
Conclusions were drawn
I went trainspotting once. It was really easy. They're fucking massive and make loads of noise.
— Chris (@ChribHibble) February 24, 2015
People tried cross stitch..
Just hangin' out, doing some cross stitch with @BethanyBlack. pic.twitter.com/mMaAI4VfBF
— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) February 21, 2015
People tried their hand at hunting
[hunting] "In order to attract the stag, I perform the special call" [clears throat, cups hands round mouth] "COME OVER HERE, ANTLER JERK"
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) February 24, 2015
People were honest with themselves
If self-deprecation was a competitive sport, I probably wouldn't even get a medal.
— Jeffw (@Jeffwni) February 24, 2015
It’s always great when Celebs unexpectedly join in the conversation…
I love Twitter pic.twitter.com/56sneS6I9L
— John Niven (@NivenJ1) February 20, 2015
Lies were told
I haven't said a single truthful thing on here since I became the King of Sweden.
— Paul (@bingowings14) February 19, 2015
Reviews were created
a new bouncy castle has received critical acclaim from local youths "very castley" said one kid out of breath, "bouncy as fuck" said another
— k e e t (@KeetPotato) February 25, 2015
There was sympathy for clowns…
Sure, it's easy to criticise clowns, but you try walking a mile in their shoes.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) February 20, 2015
But no sympathy for radicals..
It's always depressing to see young people groomed and radicalised by extremist groups seeking power. pic.twitter.com/WCsqUca8iq
— Jonathan Wakeham (@jonathanwakeham) February 23, 2015
Meanwhile in the courtroom
[Prosecutor paints defendant's face black & white and pops furry ears on his head] DA: "Objection Your Honour. He's badgering the witness!"
— Kooch (@Koochykooh) February 23, 2015
On celebrity life
Every time Brad Pitt gets a new haircut I like to imagine it's just another futile attempt to finally impress Shania Twain.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) February 23, 2015
Privacy was discussed…
They used to sell diaries that had locks on them so your thoughts would stay private, but now people just use Twitter.
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) February 24, 2015
Modern times.. pic.twitter.com/QhPZa5kI6f
— Kit Kant (@kitkant) February 19, 2015
Childhood icons fell on hard times..
Pac-Man's hit a new low. pic.twitter.com/uDlsOU9nit
— 1p Album Club (@1pAlbumClub) February 20, 2015
Vinyl made a come back
Always handy having Madonna around to check if the milk's off > pic.twitter.com/StjbYF67ZL
— Marc Bessant (@mb_studio) February 23, 2015
The joke finally comes to an end
Finally, after much denial, a horse walks into an AA meeting.
— Nick Kay (@TheRealNickKay) February 25, 2015
Anger issues
"Welcome to 'The I'm Fume Inn' where patrons have to be angry to drink" "I'm just a bit fed up" "I can't serve you, you're under rage".
— Twitflup (@Twitflup) February 24, 2015
This new parody account is worth a follow
One sting from this giant jellyfish will have your fucking nutsack looking like a space hopper within seconds. pic.twitter.com/zOi4XbtyAs
— David Attenborough (@DAttenborough_) February 21, 2015
There were guessing games
Spent all morning trying to guess Benedict Cumberbatch's middle name pic.twitter.com/o0Z9ChrgZR
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) February 22, 2015
And a secret origami project
I like to leave origami on trains for people to find & keep but write insults in them that they'll never know about pic.twitter.com/Lpkfpm7Iox
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) February 23, 2015
Ahhh…nostalgia
Classic photograph of Simon & Garfunkel on a Sunday morning at Central Park NYC, 1971. pic.twitter.com/DPd3pjg6kw
— Paul Lewis (@RealPaulLewis) February 22, 2015
People appreciate the music of Sam Smith
The more I hear Sam Smith's Stay With Me the more it makes me feel like a divorcee in a garage with a hosepipe and the car running
— Alice White (@alicewhitey) February 25, 2015
How to deal with break ups
Do u hear that music? "ugh its my crazy ex again" How can you tell? [i come whipping around the corner in an ice cream truck] FUCK YOU GREG
— madeleine (@madeleinedoux) February 24, 2015
Definitions can be hard
I'm not sure @TIME understands the definition of successful. pic.twitter.com/u6M4SG8z5W
— Caroline Weinberg (@ckw583) February 26, 2015
