Will.i.am has Lego hair transplant

Peas News: Digital info-tainer and multi-performance fashion terrorist Will.i.am has bent the cultural spoon yet again with the unveiling of his new hair – sponsored by Lego.

“Lego is the perfect choice for hair,” the pioneering singer told Harpers and Queen.

“Instead of a wash, blow-dry and set, which can take hours, once the roots have been overlayed by a lego scalp-pad you can change style and colour wherever you want, wherever you want, whyever you want.”

“It’s been a long time since Lego was just about toys,” says CEO Hans Frott. “Now we do movies. And hair.”

“The only problem is carrying a bag of lego bricks around,” shrugs Will.i.am, “but that’s why I’ve got Mike here. He carries my bricks for me.’Yellow brick, Mike’, I say. ‘Not green, Mike, yellow, you fucking cunt.’ It’s really fun.”

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