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UKIP Demands Eurasian Beavers Are Deported From Devon

Immigration News: A small colony of Eurasian beavers in Devon should be deported from the UK, as the government is unclear exactly how they arrived in the country, UKIP has said.

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Government agency Natural England has decided to award the Devon Wildlife Trust a five-year licence to manage the animals, which live on the River Otter in Devon.

“Once again the Governments laughable immigration policy has seen yet another foreign family moving to this country,” said a UKIP spokesman.

“We don’t even know where they came from, yet it seems the government’s message is all too clear – come to Devon, gnaw on some trees, build a dam. A dam that I doubt has been granted the appropriate planning permission from the local council.”

“And what about the hard-working taxpayers of Devon?” continued the UKIP spokesman, sounding like an old man letting out a long, dusty fart.

“Don’t they deserve the opportunity to gnaw on trees and forage for aquatic plants as well?”

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