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7 perfect put-downs for people celebrating Christmas too early

Poke Staff. Updated December 5th, 2017

Annoyed with people celebrating Christmas already but can’t quite come up with the appropriate vocabulary? Here are seven seasonal zingers they won’t be expecting! NSFW swears.

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