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Miliband Criticised For Playing Tiny Accordion Throughout Labour Conference Speech

UK News: The Labour leader has been criticised for playing an accordion throughout his speech, in case anyone heard any of his promises and expected him to stick to them.

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Ed Miliband bounded on stage at the 2014 Labour conference yesterday, and then proceeded to play the accordion during the entire duration of his speech – making his voice completely inaudible.

“He was meant to reach out to the party heartlands and define what a Labour government would do if they get elected next year,” said one conference attendant. “But all I could hear was the melody to Swing Valse.”

“He definitely said the words ‘together’ and ‘friends’ quite a lot and mentioned someone called Gareth,” said another supporter.

“But the rest of it was drowned out by his incessant squeezebox bothering.”

It’s not the first such incident – David Cameron was widely criticised for playing the cymbals during a recent speech detailing the UK’s exact position on military action in Syria.”